So two of us are sleeping outside tonight, and this is the list of reasons our ten year old host brother gave us not to do it.
The ant will come like the soldiers and go inside your ear
Two spiders will come in your mouth
The tiger will take your glasses
The bicycle will become another tiger, and be a female, and have a thousand babies and they will eat you.
Two cats will come and make death in your mouth
The ants will put electricity in your nose so you snore and the dogs will attack you because the noise will annoy you
The men from the street will come and take you
They will turn you into an apple
All of the turtles in the world will come and turd all over you.
A truck will come and dump soil on you
Superman will try to save you but the ants will scarehim away
The bats will come and sleep on you and you will be a thousand years
Old
I am kind of scared. Bye!
The ant will come like the soldiers and go inside your ear
Two spiders will come in your mouth
The tiger will take your glasses
The bicycle will become another tiger, and be a female, and have a thousand babies and they will eat you.
Two cats will come and make death in your mouth
The ants will put electricity in your nose so you snore and the dogs will attack you because the noise will annoy you
The men from the street will come and take you
They will turn you into an apple
All of the turtles in the world will come and turd all over you.
A truck will come and dump soil on you
Superman will try to save you but the ants will scarehim away
The bats will come and sleep on you and you will be a thousand years
Old
I am kind of scared. Bye!
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